“Dude, like, John Petrucci...dude, he is totally, like, Jesus or something, ya know? Damn...”
~ Jesus on John Petrucci
Facts about Coffee
- If you can manage to replace your soul with coffee, you will live forever.
- Coffee =
- Where n = Caffeine™ and x = Beans™ - Coffee was in fact created by God, iced coffee was created by man, and instant coffee was created by Satan Himself.
- Lack of coffee explains why your girlfriend always has to ask, "Are you in yet?"
- It is a well known fact that drinking 100 coffees in a row, will result in you transending humanity and time will slow down around you. everybody else will just see a blur.
- Coffee is actually made from mixing pure flavor with the essence of awesome.
I'm sorry, I will cut this out... this is more here posted for my amusement.- http://zip.4chan.org/k/src/1197381557697.gif
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