On Dream Theater:
Three of Dream Theaters members are also well credited for partaking in the Liquid Tension Experiment, in which they accidentally created World War 3. However, thanks to a perticularly jerk-offable guitar solo from Petrucci, he was able to send it 10,000 years into the future to avoid any major disasters.
John Myung - Myung is known for his unique bass playing style, his rugby playing on stage and for his muteness.
John Petrucci - He Practices guitar 63 hours a day due to his time reverse signatures. He is capable of playing over 50 billion notes per second, and has the power to travel back in time.
John Myung - Myung is known for his unique bass playing style, his rugby playing on stage and for his muteness.
John Petrucci - He Practices guitar 63 hours a day due to his time reverse signatures. He is capable of playing over 50 billion notes per second, and has the power to travel back in time.
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On Charles Manson:
Manson was believed by many of having satanic mind control powers, mostly because he was always seen followed around by groups of women despite body odor that was once described as "a thousand rotting fish carcases stuffed into dirty old socks, dipped in kerosine and then lit on fire while being hurled at incontinent midgets."
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“I'd tap that”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mastodon
On Mick Foley:
Mick Foley was an acclaimed American pornographer, rapper, professional wrestler and politician. He was born in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico after winning a grueling 15 hour "first blood" hardcore match with his mother's womb.
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The Undertakers wins at Wrestlemania: he has defeated:
- Wrestlemania The Beginning of Time: God-He and Undertaker were supposed to fight a casket match but he chickened out at the fear of being chokeslammed.
- Wrestlemania 31/12/99: The Y2K problem
- Wrestlemania 28: Religion
- Wrestlemania 10230: Battle of the Zombies
- Wrestlemania The End of Time: Time itself
“Christ almighty that took longer than I thought it would!”
~ Underfaker on the time it took to defeat all 3 Benoit's at WWE - In Your House - Die Bitch Die!!!
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